"Making the decision to be a writer is kind of like joining an extremist faction," proclaimed Mishka Shubaly.
He is the number one author on the Amazon Singles market, here to discuss with us the changing face of publishing. And like every guest speaker I've seen in the auditorium of Linsly-Chittenden, he glanced over at the Tiffany window and paused, taken in and maybe slightly intimidated by its grandeur. Fewer speakers seem to note the reliefs of great thinkers that also surround the room. Many, however, comment on the window. Shubaly said, after looking over at it, "This isn't my normal gig."
But he had words of valuable writing advice:
"Insecurity and self-loathing are the business we are in."
"Send something in. If you don't, your chance is zero."
"Not everybody will like it. If everybody likes it, it's shit."
"Ask the dumb question. Take the big stupid risks."
"Your writing has to be amazing, and you have to be fearless at inflicting your writing on people who don't want to read it."
His talk was followed by a "Craft Talk" delivered by Gish Jen. The prominent guest faculty provide master classes in the morning to small groups and then a craft talk to the entire conference in the afternoon. These talks vary in style and quality, though most I've heard are good.
Jen's bored me. She gave a prepared speech (with slides) on the different approaches to self in the East and the West. Okay, sure. Already knew that. Also something of a false dichotomy. I did like the picture of her family's genealogical record which is a series of bound volumes dating back to 1131. I took no notes or quotes related to the craft of writing and learned nothing about it from her, which was quite disappointing. Even during the Q&A, which I hoped would save the presentation by answering student questions about craft, did not redeem the time.
Better to have been sitting on a bench in the sun reading.
Come to think of it. I never saw her look at the Tiffany window.